Uncool first names...

[lolita]

In Quebec (oldie uncool names):

Female: Dolores, Gertrude, Géraldine, Pierrette, Beatrice, Guylainne

Male: Sylvain, Fernand, Jean, Gédéon, Bernard, Guylain, Gaston

There's still tons like that but it would be so long to put them and I'm rather lazy today! :P