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ecurbj said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
My first time I drank 3 full bottles of Boones Farm wine coolers. It was a dare and I was paid a bunch to do it. Strawberry Hill, Fuzzy Navel, and some other fruity thing. They were all tropical colors. My vomit was pitch black and looked like the Evil from Time Bandits. I knew I was in love. That was my 16th birthday and I've been a huge drunk for 9.5 years.

 

Would those be some awesome selections for a first time drinker? LOL

Wine is one of the worst things to get drunk on and puke up...to me at least. It's what a lot of people start off with, because of the fruity flavors.

But in all honesty, I'd suggest not getting drunk. It's a waste of time, money, and life. You often feel like crap later on when booze wears off. You end up doing stupid stuff, saying stupid stuff, and so on. You may be more social and goofy/light hearted when drunk, but sometimes you'll end up being an ass too. Some people are asses every time they get drunk, even if they are normally cool when sober. Worst of all, you could also be the dreaded crybaby drunk who tells everyone "I love you man" about 50 times in one night.

Probably not what you wanted to hear, but have fun rolling the dice.

 



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