You wanna know how I got these scars? Last year, I went to go see Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. I'm serious. Why so serious? Because the movie was well reviewed, that's why. Heard that the music was pretty good. Acting was supposed to be okay too. My biggest weakness? Marijuana comedy. There was a scene where Tim Meadows' character offers Dewey some marijuana. It was totally unexpected, and I wasn't prepared. Laughed so damned hard, I ripped both of my cheeks. Everyone in the theater ran out through the exits. I finished watching the movie. It was pretty good too!








