I got a game over on Alex Kidd in Miracle World ... at the first stage. It took me several tries to finish the game.
In 6th grade I farted really loud in front of the girl I liked. Somehow I still managed to date her.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."







