Post Your Most Embarrasing Story

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dtewi said:
Well, I have another story but it wasn't really embarassing.

One time in the same grade, I said the word "fuck". Well, one little bitch named Courtney decided to tell the teacher. Well, since I was only 6, I started to cry like hell. She told the teacher when I begged her not to. The teacher gasped, and then she said "Get out!". So I left the class and sat on a desk outside, still sobbing. The teacher came out and she gave me a lecture about how horrible it is to use those words.

Well, Courtney is a heartless bitch who survives by feasting off the sadness of small children, and my teacher was an overreactive person trying to fill in for our mother.

Great combination I say.

If I was the teacher, I'd send that little girl of for being a tatle tale, then lecture the whole class on swearwords.

I'm not easily embaressed. Biggest thing I can recall is when one of my jokes fall flat in public, in this case, the whole auditorium. Some guys where doing a piece of cabaret and made a series of cute rhymes and limmericks with animals. They asked the public for any other animal. So I yelled "Try something with tapir!"... Apparantly I was the only one who found that funny...