lol @ Montana Hatchet

No, the only point of a ten inch wang is to get the fuck chewed out of it when an inexperienced girl tries to give you a bj.

Worst fucking 10 minutes of my life.

EDIT----Walking home later was no picnic either. Not with blue chomp marks all over Mr Happy. (Mr Unhappy in this case) 

Boys with big members have my praise, but I'm afraid my "clam" is a bit too small to take anything impressive. I'm probably in the same boat as lolita. A lot of girls are i imagine. Most anthropologist say male penis size is determined in gene pools by the women and the size of their vaginas.

@ Apostrovitch, since Ron Jeremy is 9 1/4 inches long, I don't know if you're really a whopping 10. Just a guess though. 

I know I am! XD

I have literally thought about potentially having reduction surgery at some point in my life, just so I could have sex without someone going "OW." every time I so much as move. Either that or going into porno.

also guys remember... i was once gballzack :O

All this clam talk is making me hungry....

 I would sig that, but it would be out of context.

LOL!!!!

Oh, the clam talk makes you hungry, but not the part about chipped beef?

Sometimes needs to make a cyber simulator for discussions like this.