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I was freaked out for over a week, but I had an ultrasound done today.  Cancer Free (it was just a cyst).  Guess who's getting drop dead, fall down, blackout drunk?

 

me.



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Yay @ getting drunk after finding out that you'll stay alive longer~



Random game thought :
Why is Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 getting so much hate? We finally get a real game and they're not even satisfied... I'm starting to hate the gaming community so f****** much...

Watch my insane gameplay videos on my YouTube page!

thast good news.



SHMUPGurus said:
Yay @ getting drunk after finding out that you'll stay alive longer~

 

Well it was on the testes so 99% of the time it's 100% curable.  I was more worried I would lose one.  And if that's sarcasm... well... Sorry I want to celebrate.



Well, you better go have a liver biopsy done tomorrow.



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jv103 said:
Well, you better go have a liver biopsy done tomorrow.

 

? that makes no sense

 

Edit- nm



Now you will just get cirrhosis! But alcoholics actually usually never die of heart disease. The alcohol for whatever reason keeps your arteries cleaner than normal.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

akuma587 said:
Now you will just get cirrhosis! But alcoholics actually usually never die of heart disease. The alcohol for whatever reason keeps your arteries cleaner than normal.

 

fuck.  Sorry I'm happy and want to celebrate.

 

Bolded.  It thins the blood.



Congratulations



Heavens to Murgatoids.

Well, this thread was a supposed to be a happy one. And for some reason everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic, because I want to celebrate very good news. People get drunk on their birthdays and everyone's YAY!!! I find out that I don't have to get a testicle removed and go through Chemo and everyone judges. Whatever, have a good night.

I will.