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So here I am looking for some serious news and I find this. Biggest lol I ever got from CNN.

 

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/11/chuck-norris-for-president-%e2%80%a6-of-texas/



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Well, he's Chuck Norris! He can do anything.



Quem disse que a boca é tua?

Qual é, Dadinho...?

Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!

I wonder what was going through his mind...



Former something....

Blacksaber said:
I wonder what was going through his mind...

 

 

His foot is going through yours



"After you win, son, I feel like going for a ride on your bike, haha." ~Doc Louis (Punch Out Wii)

 

 

Holy crap...years ago I made an online petition for Chuck Norris to run for governor of Texas.

I wonder what other super powers I may possess!



 

 

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Wow, lol.




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First thing that came out of my mouth was "WHAAAAT?" O_o' and then I lol'ed XD.



the CNN comments are hilarious



Chuck Norris can lift up the entire state of Texas and throw it out to sea and claim himself president of the new island.