I'd probably wait for him to leave. Maybe sleep on the sofa if it looks like he's staying.

he would turn into naked snake

*thinks about making a crude joke about a naked solid snake in a bed*

Ah, nevermind.

I'd guess I'd have to become a Snake Eater.

(prays not to be banned)

hahaha, funny thread, i would do so many things that i'm not going to list them here. xD

I'd be like the rolling stones and paint it black

young snake or old snake?

um....... the biggest '!' would have to appear over my head and I would probably back away in a freaked out fashion.

I'd make a mad dash and attempt to steal that friggin bandanna >_@ Imagine a game of dodge ball with it on, you'd just keep being able to pelt people, like... nonstop...

But I'd probably miss, and he's just CQC the crap out of me, knocking me unconscious pretty fast, but after I wake up, I'd never wash those sheets again e_e. I might even sniff them occasionally >_>

An actual "!" would appear over my head. After a minute or so, I'd probably forget he was ever there.