Won't admit he was defeated by new world, chrony capitalist, oligarchic, war loving, oil guzzling, communism hating, middle east destroying imperialists.

Won't let old wars go and move on.

similarly won't

probably saved me a time or two, but also probably didn't far more

Never knew he never knew

doesn't know that after you defeat Mother Brain and you are exiting Zebes (for the last time ever) that you can go down into the room where you got the bombs and blast a hole in the wall so that the Dachora and Etecoons can escape to safety. It adds about 30 seconds to your time (or a little more) which is why many speedrunners don't do it. The creators of the game as that you do though, since they're so cute and cuddly.

Is passionate about things that are as bad as, or worse, than Hitler.

too slow......:(

Doesn't know I've moved on from war and don't prefer it. My preferred state is that of zen, peace and acceptance. The Eagles don't accept a war lord as their leader but to maintain peace all eagles must obey me. That is why I fought over dissent( no.56 aka Pablo) and chaos (the mustached mustachio above me). But the dead can't cause problems for the physical world and hence I never fight those that have died. Now I am in my natural state of meditation and gratitude towards The Creator.

has become chaos