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Dress nice, bring other girls to the club with you



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John2290 said:
I'm pretty much against clubbing, so find it cruel. Seals deserve a fair fight and should only be killed using flipper shaped weapons.

Damn. I thought he meant baby seals, too. I got plenty of experience in the field.  Sadly, I have no experience with nightclubs.



GoOnKid said:

You will want to go dancing, since that's the only thing to do there. The music is so loud you can't have any conversations, the drinks are expensive as fuck, it's like you try to order a beer and they'll want one of your kidneys in exchange. The girls are not interested in being picked up at all (and who could blame them when there is always a threat of knockout drops and similar horror stories), they only want to dance by themselves. There are tons of drooling men trying to desperately hit on the girls with zero success, yet the men won't understand getting rejected, claim she must be on her period and just go to the next girl. You will see lots of hot chicks with noses high up in the air, and you will witness awkward flirting attempts, maybe a fist fight or two because hey man, how could I know that she had a boyfriend, man? I was just dancing yo and she was shaking that ass and I was like yo, you're mine now, man, I didn't anything bad, okay? Just chill now, alright?!

If you don't like dancing, well then, Just enjoy the music, that's it.

Then, later. As the hours go by the crowd gets sparse. Late at night, four or five a.m., most clubbers will have left. Only the most desparate and/or drunk will stay, the left-overs! Looking at each other through their blurry and tired eyes, stomachs full of fancy drinks and gallons of beer and booze, almost falling off their chairs, and the marbles in their head will bump at each other in unexpected ways. They will realize that this is the final chance, this is it now. All or nothing! And then they will rise, clumsily standing up, stumble towards each other, grunting something totally incomprehensible, laughing about absolutely nothing then falling into each others open arms and sticking the tongue into their mouths. This unromantic and unappetizing experience is actually the true reason why somebody would want to go clubbing. Scored!

Otherwise, just enjoy yourself there, have fun and don't mind if your dancing skills are awkward, that's okay. All eyes on you! Give it all you've got!

Well fuck I thought I was listening to David Attenborough in my head when I read your post lol.

Well reading your post seems like not much has changed since I last went 15 years ago.

@Dark_Lord_2008

This is what I told you a few months back (well especially the bold).



 

 

If you hang around the bar long enough, you can get free drinks when the bartender isn't paying attention.



Avoid the toilets you do not want to get jumped by someone looking for easy clout. They will see gold chain/rings, they will see fancy watch, they will want your wallet and your cell phone.



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Don't go clubbing by yourself. Go with a wing man, or with a bunch of friends that know how to pick up chicks. That way you can just leech of from them.



If you have no friends, no brothers and no cousins, then you just stay at home and game or watch Tv and you never go to clubs. I spent most of my youth on VGChartz. I never had any friends, brothers or cousins, you will need back up to protect you, you do not want to go to a night club on your own. Gaming, watching TV, game forums, listening to music and reading books have been my entire life and I bypassed the night clubs. Terrible music, expensive drinks, high risk of getting beaten up and robbed for your possessions or refused entry by the big bouncers at the door. Night clubs are like online dating, where it is a huge gender imbalance of guys significantly outnumber girls. Uncharted, Grand Theft Auto, Gears of War, Halo, Call of Duty, Battlefield, FIFA, Madden, NBA, seem like a better night in than getting your head knocked off at a night club.

Last edited by Dark_Lord_2008 - on 29 March 2019

I go to the club all the time, and have been going for 12 years now. It's better with friends, but I have also gone alone. Look for clubs with multiple rooms, so you can listen to different types of music if you get bored with a song. Try to find nights where you don't have to pay a cover. Ladies usually get in for free/much less than guys. I would just say look confident, and don't be afraid to approach people and dance.

I've never picked up a girl in the club, but I have made out with some girls in the club. As people have said before, girls aren't really looking to get picked up...more like they are looking to show off. Prepare to be rejected and get a bunch of dirty looks from taken girls and jealous guys. That's why it's better to be with some friends at first until you can navigate the scene better. Also, fights break out all the time, so be ready for that.

My ideal clubbing situation is going with just one person who will dance with you the whole time. I hope you enjoy your first nightlife experience!



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I used to grind on girls. I'd say 1 in 5 wouldn't mind. I wasnt looking for a wife. I remember this one girl stephanie. She was wasted. I walked up to her and started making out. I haven't been to a club in 15 years now.

Dont be scared of rejection. It's a numbers game. Confidence will come with time.



Cobretti2 said:
GoOnKid said:

You will want to go dancing, since that's the only thing to do there. The music is so loud you can't have any conversations, the drinks are expensive as fuck, it's like you try to order a beer and they'll want one of your kidneys in exchange. The girls are not interested in being picked up at all (and who could blame them when there is always a threat of knockout drops and similar horror stories), they only want to dance by themselves. There are tons of drooling men trying to desperately hit on the girls with zero success, yet the men won't understand getting rejected, claim she must be on her period and just go to the next girl. You will see lots of hot chicks with noses high up in the air, and you will witness awkward flirting attempts, maybe a fist fight or two because hey man, how could I know that she had a boyfriend, man? I was just dancing yo and she was shaking that ass and I was like yo, you're mine now, man, I didn't anything bad, okay? Just chill now, alright?!

If you don't like dancing, well then, Just enjoy the music, that's it.

Then, later. As the hours go by the crowd gets sparse. Late at night, four or five a.m., most clubbers will have left. Only the most desparate and/or drunk will stay, the left-overs! Looking at each other through their blurry and tired eyes, stomachs full of fancy drinks and gallons of beer and booze, almost falling off their chairs, and the marbles in their head will bump at each other in unexpected ways. They will realize that this is the final chance, this is it now. All or nothing! And then they will rise, clumsily standing up, stumble towards each other, grunting something totally incomprehensible, laughing about absolutely nothing then falling into each others open arms and sticking the tongue into their mouths. This unromantic and unappetizing experience is actually the true reason why somebody would want to go clubbing. Scored!

Otherwise, just enjoy yourself there, have fun and don't mind if your dancing skills are awkward, that's okay. All eyes on you! Give it all you've got!

Well fuck I thought I was listening to David Attenborough in my head when I read your post lol.

Well reading your post seems like not much has changed since I last went 15 years ago.

@Dark_Lord_2008

This is what I told you a few months back (well especially the bold).

Life has changed a lot in the last 15 years. Life is way harder now than it was way back 15 or 20 years ago in the good old days! It would be crazy to go anywhere on your own after midnight when anything can happen.