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Satire: Vatican introduces "Wary" as evil counterpart of the Virgin Mary (Pics in source)

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"I'ma Wary! I'ma gonna win!", says the new arch-enemy of the mother of god.

The Roman Catholic Church has introduced a new character during a religious congress celebrated in Roma. Her name is "Wary" ("Waría", in spanish), and it is the evil counterpart of Mary. Acording to Cardinal Luis Ladaria Ferrer, the new character is necesary to keep the sacred franchise fresh after more than 2000 years of history.

More info and pics: https://www.elmundotoday.com/2018/09/el-vaticano-presenta-a-waria-la-nemesis-malvada-de-la-virgen-maria/



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They can't be serious. XD



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CaptainExplosion said:

They can't be serious. XD

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twintail said:
CaptainExplosion said:

They can't be serious. XD

... ?

The Vatican ripped off Nintendo to make an evil version of St. Mary. XD



Some days I just blow up.

CaptainExplosion said:
twintail said:

... ?

The Vatican ripped off Nintendo to make an evil version of St. Mary. XD

Wow that sounds unbelievable!



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CaptainExplosion said:
twintail said:

... ?

The Vatican ripped off Nintendo to make an evil version of St. Mary. XD

 

Barkley said:
CaptainExplosion said:

The Vatican ripped off Nintendo to make an evil version of St. Mary. XD

Wow that sounds unbelievable!

It's satire



Lol. Catholic church is a fucking joke.

 

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Last edited by Angelus - on 03 September 2018

Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).

barneystinson69 said:
Lol. Catholic church is a fucking joke.

1. It's satire

2. No u



I heard even she's gonna be included in the Smash roster.



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WolfpackN64 said:
barneystinson69 said:
Lol. Catholic church is a fucking joke.

1. It's satire

2. No u

Yeah, I just realized that. And also, too savage. 



Made a bet with LipeJJ and HylianYoshi that the XB1 will reach 30 million before Wii U reaches 15 million. Loser has to get avatar picked by winner for 6 months (or if I lose, either 6 months avatar control for both Lipe and Hylian, or my patrick avatar comes back forever).