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I prefer the...

Salmonids 24 38.71%
 
Octolings 38 61.29%
 
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curl-6 said:
caffeinade said:
From the Salmon run manual:

2.1.1 Chum, Smallfry and Cohock
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They inhabit a restricted ocean zone, and any unauthorized contact with them is expressly forbidden by law.
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2.3.6 Goldie Seeking
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Salmonids obtained the technology to create Gushers through trade with Octarians.
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So the Salmonids and Octarians engage in peaceful trade like civilized societies, while the Inklings practice Apartheid. 

Clearly Inklings are the real villains in the Splatoon universe.



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caffeinade said:
curl-6 said:

So the Salmonids and Octarians engage in peaceful trade like civilized societies, while the Inklings practice Apartheid. 

Clearly Inklings are the real villains in the Splatoon universe.

Well when your society has obtained shape changing abilities and seem to be effectively un killable, I guess sometimes you stray down darker paths.

But to be fair, the Inklings don't appear to have too much of a problem with Jellyfish and other mutated seas life.



CaptainExplosion said:
Eagle367 said:

He is the third game's villain I am sure

That actually wouldn't surprise me. He's the least likable Splatoon character since Moe (the douchie clownfish who hangs out with Annie in the first game).

The evil mastermind behind all of it has to be Spyke.

caffeinade said:
curl-6 said:

So the Salmonids and Octarians engage in peaceful trade like civilized societies, while the Inklings practice Apartheid. 

Clearly Inklings are the real villains in the Splatoon universe.

Kind of like in Pikmin, where you play as a guy who enslaves natives and sends them to their death for his own gain. ;)



curl-6 said:
CaptainExplosion said:

That actually wouldn't surprise me. He's the least likable Splatoon character since Moe (the douchie clownfish who hangs out with Annie in the first game).

The evil mastermind behind all of it has to be Spyke.

caffeinade said:

Clearly Inklings are the real villains in the Splatoon universe.

Kind of like in Pikmin, where you play as a guy who enslaves natives and sends them to their death for his own gain. ;)

Or in Pokemon where you force cute pets to fight to the death (close enough), whilst your cold dead eyes stare off into the distance.



CaptainExplosion said:
caffeinade said:

Or in Pokemon where you force cute pets to fight to the death (close enough), whilst your cold dead eyes stare off into the distance.

You guys have watched too much Lame Theory I take it.

Never heared of it before.



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CaptainExplosion said:
caffeinade said:

Never heared of it before.

Really? Never heard of the so-called "Smartest show in gaming.", hosted by MatPathetic?

Really.



Edit: shit wrong thread....

 

Ahhh Salmonoids for the win ...



CaptainExplosion said:
caffeinade said:

Or in Pokemon where you force cute pets to fight to the death (close enough), whilst your cold dead eyes stare off into the distance.

You guys have watched too much Lame Theory I take it.

First time I have ever heard of it, and it sounds like something I would loathe. I was just messing around, being a smartarse.

caffeinade said:
curl-6 said:

The evil mastermind behind all of it has to be Spyke.

Kind of like in Pikmin, where you play as a guy who enslaves natives and sends them to their death for his own gain. ;)

Or in Pokemon where you force cute pets to fight to the death (close enough), whilst your cold dead eyes stare off into the distance.

Or Metroid, where you exterminate whole indigenous ecosystems.



curl-6 said:
CaptainExplosion said:

You guys have watched too much Lame Theory I take it.

First time I have ever heard of it, and it sounds like something I would loathe. I was just messing around, being a smartarse.

caffeinade said:

Or in Pokemon where you force cute pets to fight to the death (close enough), whilst your cold dead eyes stare off into the distance.

Or Metroid, where you exterminate whole indigenous ecosystems.

He means Game Theory.  I can't stand it because they guy has a less than awesome batting average with regards to research.  If you want to see the worst, watch his Knight vs Samurai vs Viking vid.  And then watch Metatron, Skaligrim, and Shadiversity litterally destroy the guy because his supposed historical analysis was about as accurate as a coloring book.

And also, in Samus's defense, the Metroids are bioweapons and SR388 as infected by an apocalyptic plague of parasitic creatures :P



CaptainExplosion said:
caffeinade said:

Never heared of it before.

Really? Never heard of the so-called "Smartest show in gaming.", hosted by MatPathetic?

Na Matpat is awesome and he basically says not to take his theories seriously. Game Theory is very fun to watch if you don't take it seriously



Just a guy who doesn't want to be bored. Also