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What would Droid 2.0 have?

Kung Fu grip 1 9.09%
 
Tornado mouth twist action 1 9.09%
 
125cc motor 0 0%
 
Automatic lube dispenser 3 27.27%
 
All of the above 6 54.55%
 
Total:11

Will these blowbots adjust to my little Asian penis?







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vivster said:
JEMC said:

The device is my problem, not its function. And I didn't know about those electric vaginas, nor I needed to know it. There are some really weird sex toys out there.

Now seriously, if people put so much effort finding a real woman as they do in building those things, they wouldn't need to build them.

I don't buy a car if I just want to have some driving action for a few hours. I'll get a racing game instead. You might not believe it but for some people the hassle is not getting a girlfriend but having them around.

A sex toy doesn't talk back, a sex toy lets you have fun whenever, wherever and how often you like. What I'm saying is that a human sexual partner is not the perfect end-solution for everyone. Not even for the people who have one.

Not that I don't find this thing a bit sickening, but this ^ guy has a point.



Also, coincedentally, I just had a lady friend over for a nightcap during her dinner break at work. She gave me such an earth-shattering blowjob that I'm still waiting for my heartbeat to return to normal and my knees to stop shaking an hour later! There is no way a robot can outdo that!



pbroy said:
Will these blowbots adjust to my little Asian penis?

They don't. starts crying



 
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Meh, I'm sticking to my blowjobfish.



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TheWPCTraveler said:
pbroy said:
Will these blowbots adjust to my little Asian penis?

They don't. starts crying

Maybe try sticking a bagel in its mouth?