I don't mean to sound harsh but WiiU-ers nearly killed Nintendo, they need to be told.
Price - Haha. You bought a WiiU. As a WiiU successor, the system price is fine. Some of you have been complaining that the tech in the controller is keeping the price too high. You shouldn't complain about 'overpriced' controllers, it's making you look silly. At least you can buy more than one this time.
Gimmicky controllers - Haha. You bought a WiiU. You don't get to complain about 'gimmicky' controllers. You wanted a system you could play off-TV well now you can go anywhere you want (happy to provide some suggestions). If you like the portability of the WiiU gamepad so much then Switch is a SuperWiiU.
Ports/remasters - They're not remasters. You just paid for early access to the beta version is all. Thank you. Hopefully WiiU BoTW is delayed and us Switchers can repay the favour and test it first for you. Besides, we need these games so that we don't suffer any droughts, you understand how bad they can be, don't you?
Mario Kart 8 fans - You have an addiction to Mario Kart, it's understandable. MK7 wasn't enough so you bought WiiU so you could still play the AAA version while on the toilet. Great news, Nintendo isn't forcing you to buy another WiiU again. Better news, MK8 Deluxe is even more AAA, you can take it to a friend's house and it has a free extra controller so you can play with a friend on the toilet.
Gamecube owners - Well done if you didn't fall for the WiiU and congratulations on not being the biggest laughing stock in gaming anymore.
Moderated - Leadified
Nov 2016 - NES outsells PS1 (JP)
Don't Play Stationary 4 ever. Switch!