That title might be mispeleld I don't care.
ZOMBIES!
You're probably as sick of them as I am, always walking around asking for brains, stinking up the place, being in all forms of media, ugh!
However the most annoying part about them is when they eat your neighbours, especially because they're not even considerate enough to tell you first so you can ask tell Joe from next door to give you your lawnmower back, no! you're just going to go to his house and see him rippled to pieces in his living rooms and zombies that will stare at you all like "it was like this when we got here!".
It gets on my nerves.
So to try to stop that from happening to you, follow this simple guide to stop your from meeting a grousome demise!
1) Tell your neighbours to stop being idiots.
Now the best course of action is to move somewhere where you wouldn't have any neighbours, but sadly that's rather hard to accomplish, so you're stuck with people that don't know better than let zombies eat them, you need to wise them up, some sort of training, maybe a game?
I'm not a gamer so I can't really say for sure, but some sort of game will help them, maybe Wii Fit?
God of gears?
Metal gears of war?
I dunno.. wait!
That sounds perfect, zombies ate my neighbours will scare your neighbours straight, maybe then they won't be eaten, or at least will give back the things you lend them!
Obviously you want this the legal way, seeing how you're a gamer (why else would you be in a video game sales site that hasn't been updated in two months?) so you own either a Super Nintendo or a Super Sega, however you might have been playing stuff like Rocket knight and Act Raiser when zombies ate my neighbours came out so its missing from your collection, lets check the prices online, after all your neighbours are worth it.
Now I don't know if Joe was worth $300, but my lawnmower certainly was! However I can accept that plenty of you are saving for a WiiU so maybe you can't spend $300 on a twenty year old game, there must be some sort of alternative! This game must be available somewhere else
Oh yeah, its on the Wii Fit box! You probably own one of those, or maybe your neighbour so why don't you buy it?
Its only $8
You can like, now buy beer for a couple of days and buy it and then gift it to Platina.
pls.
:T
