So I picked up The Order: 1886 from my local retailer who broke street date, and when I popped it in to my trusty ol' PS4, I shortly found out that the game I payed $60 for is only 43 minutes long. RIPOFF!!!!!!!!!!! There's not even any multiplayer either, I mean it was okay when every Gamecube, PS2, NES, SNES or even PS2 game had no multiplayer but it's 2015 goddammit. Anyways, I'll list some (non-spoiler) pros and cons.
Pros:
- Nice graphics
- Main characters mustache
- Tits
Cons:
- Not open world
- Not Zelda
- Not Mario
- NOT EVEN FUCKING HALO
- QTE's
- Still linear
- Werewolves aren't as cool as zombies
- New IP
- I wasn't paid to do this review
- Game length (obviously)