Hehe, that site has some funny headlines, but they're too stupid to be believable.
http://vgmmdi.com/xbox-live-poll-38-of-gamers-prefer-playing-with-friends-13-prefer-playing-alone-49-prefer-fucking-your-mom/
http://vgmmdi.com/nintendos-new-console-to-have-16gb-of-ram-4k-support-decent-oral-sex-capability/
http://vgmmdi.com/rumor-wii-u-still-exists/

Can we have a civil discussion on how PC gamers are the laughing stock of the gaming world?

Go on Steam and every profile belongs to some spastic redditor autist with either a doge or a little cartoon girl as their avatar. Half of them idle in TF2 while they shitpost on /r/masterrace.

They're the most vitriolic fanbase as well, constantly obsessing with graphics and framerates. Just running bland games like Crysis for self-validation. Manchildren build elaborate computers just to strive to beat others in the e-peen contest, and brag about online to incite others into their hivemind.

They pledge and beg for petitions, and when the game gets out they pirate it in droves. Did I mention that the majority of them are fat and unsightly neckbeards as well?

Constantly they purchase unnecessary hardware upgrades due to their autistic attraction to colorful LEDs, which has lead devs to say 'fuck it' towards optimizing, since it's just a waste of time.

And what games do they have? May I remind you that PC's GOTY was Gone Home? FUCKING GONE HOME! All of their other games are fucking kickstarter alphas and autistic $300 spaceship simulators that won't be released till 2021. It makes me proud that generation defining game artists such as Hideo Kojima, Hidetaka Miyazaki, and Hideki Kamiya know to steer clear of the PC ass cancer.

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--Veknoid_Outcast

Oh, dear god.  Did someone just climb on their high horse about being a superior gaming culture while stereotyping tens of millions of people?

There are no face-palm pictures on the internet grand enough to do this justice.

Ignore that, it's probably an alt of a permabanned user.

Yeah, guess I wasn't really thinking straight.  I started drinking cinnamon whiskey a couple hours ago and seem to have lost my ability to remain chill.  You know, though, Dr. Pepper is a really good mixer.

Many people don't masturbate excessively. By excessively I mean over three times per day.

Obvious, easy, embracing old stereotypes...

Still laughed.

Sorry for my English.

So why console gamers tend to call PC gamers virgins, masturbaters and so on? Simply because they don't have any other reasons to justify owning a console. PC gamers can say "PC gaming is better because of higher frame rate and not 24-28 fps console get or higher resolution and not 792p on Xbox one. " And what do a console gamer answer on this "Pc gamers are virgins". Amazing logic.

Good read!

Thanks for the laugh, really needed that.Such a nice way to start the day. 

#pcmasterrace