New rumour coming out on VGRipSlash:

KYOTO (AP) - Reports are suggesting that Nintendo, LTD. (NDTOY) are preparing to press charges against CEO Satoru Iwata after the substantial cash nest egg Nintendo has built up over the years have been decemated by what insiders are reffering to as 'massive corporate fraud.' Indeed, Iwata's recent extended 'illness,' sources allege, was actually an absence in response to the first signs that his nefarious financial dealings had been detected. Video game fans are already concerned that, with the huge cash reserves that had made Nintendo's survival possible depleted, the house that Mario made might finally be on its last legs.

When reached for comment, company spokespersons related that they did not comment on rumors or speculation. Iwata himself has been avoiding reporters since earlier this week, when he let his dissatisfaction with the Wii U slip in an interview. Speculation is already running rampant that he is not watching his mouth as much as he used to, out of expectation of being arrested soon.  More on this story as it progresses.

Ok that is bullshit.

link?

edit: I feel so dirty that I couldn't pick up on the obvious BS.

Oh god! For Nintendo's Sake, I hope its not true! Please not be true

Wow.

Lol

No link?

I don't think Vitro has never reported a credible rumor ever here.

You can probably ignore this.

How can I trust a source that can't even spell referring correctly?
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3/10 - Mildly entertaining... But obviously fake.

April Fools' is still three months away, duder.