Do you not consider this the same as a company paying shills to drum up interest/hype/positivity online?
Wouldn't the money be better spent on you simply buying it for yourself, and reviewing it yourself?

I didn't mean to trick you Spurge!

What does it matter what people on the internet think?
Paying someone (buying them the game) with the stipulation of playing it at least 5 hours doesn't prove anything other than you're willing to spend money to prove complete strangers wrong on a complete non-issue.

If you're that desperate to burn your income, donate it to a cause that actually needs it.

I will put this game on my radar and see if I can find it for $10. I'd like to see how your judgment fares as well. I enjoyed Pitfall Wii immensely. The game got terrible reviews, but I think most docked it simply because it was a port of a PS2 game, which I didn't find out til I was 95% through the game and had already awarded it a solid 85-90. I'll try to approach the game with the same blinders as I did that one.

Buy me a Wii U and the game and send it to my address in Japan, and I'll write a 1000 word review. ;)

I'd happily review it for a free copy lol

But every time I try to steal something from a homeless person I fail :(

No need to pay. It might take a couple of weeks though.

Good luck Veknoid! Are you sure you're up for the challenge though? The reviews for that game were really bad... :S