I've had my Wii for a year, and one of my guilty pleasures is that I love the "Everyone Votes" channel. I look forward to voting every couple of days. For every question I guess right (more in tune with popular opinion), a little guy in a diagram gets closer to getting home. For every question I get wrong, the little guy gets further away. Anyway, last week I was 1.9m away from getting home. The question was: When I want a snack, I usually prefer prefer "Something Salty" or "Something Sweet". I chose salty. Why the fuck did I do that? Apparently the rest of the world has a fear of high blood pressure, but are perfectly okay with diabetes because "Salty" made my little guy go from 1.9m away from home to 8.2m. I've been at this for a year! That little bastard is never going to get to that house! I accept that. Still, I want to know: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THAT GUY GETS HOME? Has anyone ever gotten there? Tell me what happens! Anything short of unlocking Ultra Zelda Wii 2008, and I'm going to be pissed!

My wife is at 92cm, I'll let you know what happens.

Ha, I haven't checked this week but I'm probably no where near there.

I get home from work and there is a hot meal ready for me.

 Vgchartz presents the cheap joke of this thread...

This has got to be the Wii equivalent of playing "Heroin Hero" (obscure South Park reference, there.) I just keep chasing that dragon, but I'll never catch it.

 That must require a TON of painkillers.

 LOL @ Cheap Joke of the thread #2

The house gets hit with a Nuke obviously.

Your little guy sits on the couch and eats something sweet.