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kirby007 on 20 January 2014
Callum_Alexander said:
I once had ten women just lay down before me with their legs spread, I made each of them orgasm eight times with my massive penis and filled a whole swimming pool with lady juice before the night was through, I am that good at sexing! Then I had twenty women come around the morning after and we swam in the lady juice pool and I made them all cum twelve times...we drowned in the lady juice but it was awesome and I am such a man!

On a side note, I am twenty three and long ago discovered sex isn't all it is made out to be in your teens. I would much rather have a nice cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob!




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ice on 20 January 2014

Why are you excluding all the beautiful women on this site?



Callum_Alexander on 20 January 2014
kirby007 said:
Callum_Alexander said:
I once had ten women just lay down before me with their legs spread, I made each of them orgasm eight times with my massive penis and filled a whole swimming pool with lady juice before the night was through, I am that good at sexing! Then I had twenty women come around the morning after and we swam in the lady juice pool and I made them all cum twelve times...we drowned in the lady juice but it was awesome and I am such a man!

On a side note, I am twenty three and long ago discovered sex isn't all it is made out to be in your teens. I would much rather have a nice cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob!



Definitely, I actually definitely killed twenty real women by sexing them. Everybody should fap-fap-fap away!



darthdevidem01 on 20 January 2014

Wouldn't want to have one. Been offered a few times but the thought grosses me out lol.

Don't think lasting will be a problem though!



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Netyaroze on 20 January 2014
lucidium said:
oldschoolfool said:
lucidium said:
No, nor would I ever want or need to.


You would if 2 of the hottest women in the world went up 2 you and said,let's get it on. Don't deny it. lol

Actually, I would not.

You'll understand when you get older, sex isn't such an important or interesting thing anymore.

Certainly isn't on the forefront of your mind 23 hours a day.

I am older and this is simply not true. Its still interesting and still important.

 

@Callum_Alexander

 

Sex is all its made out to be I am older than you thus more experienced and this makes me automatically right. But seriously, it depends who you have Sex with. It can definetly destroy a nice cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob, pretty much anything can. Why is food so high ranking... I will never understand. Maybe thats the reason why people get fatter and fatter.



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Too_Talls on 20 January 2014

Iv'e practiced all my life for it, now all I need is the opportunity to prevent itself......

Back in high school 3 girls were inviting me to a house but I was so much more interested in getting back home to my n64, I didn't have the time to regret turning them down until later that day.

Now all I can do is fantasize about what could have been, for all I know they may have just been inviting me to play they own 64 lol.............even if it was just that, I made the wrong decision that day.



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Incubi on 20 January 2014

I've had offers quite a few times from couples. Problem is that i usually only find one of them attractive and i don't have intercourse with anyone i don't find physically attractive. So i've ended up not being involved in a threesome. I'm curious about it, but actually committing to it is something i find very hard.



melbye on 20 January 2014

Tried it once with my bisexual girlfriend, she fell in love with the other woman and left me



adriane23 on 20 January 2014

I almost had one at a frat party in 2005. We only ended up making out all at once, which was great....but weird. I think I could handle it easily though.



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Callum_Alexander on 20 January 2014
Netyaroze said:
lucidium said:
oldschoolfool said:
lucidium said:
No, nor would I ever want or need to.


You would if 2 of the hottest women in the world went up 2 you and said,let's get it on. Don't deny it. lol

Actually, I would not.

You'll understand when you get older, sex isn't such an important or interesting thing anymore.

Certainly isn't on the forefront of your mind 23 hours a day.

I am older and this is simply not true. Its still interesting and still important.

 

@Callum_Alexander

 

Sex is all its made out to be I am older than you thus more experienced and this makes me automatically right. But seriously, it depends who you have Sex with. It can definetly destroy a nice cup of tea and a chocolate hobnob, pretty much anything can. Why is food so high ranking... I will never understand. Maybe thats the reason why people get fatter and fatter.

I wasn't stating my age to gain superiority, I am obviously still young, I was merely making it clear that I am out of the, "stick my dick in everything that moves, thus gaining more masculinity" stage of my life.  As to food being fairly high ranking, being one of the few things we actually need to survive, it is quite important - apologies for the sarcasm, I am British, it is one of the few things we do well. :P

Also, perhaps the emphasis on sex is the reason so many parents are now divorced? I have found somebody who I love, and whilst we have sex, it is such an incredibly minute part of our relationship that it becomes completely irrelevant. Conversation, intellegence, humour, personality are just a few things that rank A LOT higher. Obviously people prioritise sex differently, but I do not think a lasting relationship can be based upon how good the sex is; and I believe the divorce statistics would agree with me.