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Hey, I'm scrambles... and this here is Weasel, but stop starin' at my dick man, haha. *zips up pants* Anyway this here is our little counter-culture, anti-establishment type group. *Arms wide, nodding*

*Walks to the left* We don't like to put labels on ourselves because labels are the shackles of the corporate system, *returns to center* but for your little matrix-like brainwashed ass, we came up with a few so you could wrap your useless brain around progress *points two fingers at head like a gun*. *Grabs your shirt* YOU GOT IT? "Fantastic", then, *spits and pushes you slightly* as your white-collar, grass-yard havin', barbeque-eatin', khaki-lovin' bitch ass might say *simulates jerking off*. But here *pause for dramatic effect*,... well, we say whatever we want *another dramatic pause, smiles and nods in your direction as he approaches* even you; *presses forehead against yours, whispering* and I WILL DIE FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SAY 'FANTASTIC', BIG-BUSINESS SLAVE.

*Let's go and steps back, straightening out clothing while lighting a half smoked rolled cigarette with a zippo* Like natch, *burns finger slightly and shakes it off, briefly tonguing the wound* we don't follow any of "the website's" *holds up quotation fingers* rules , and we say whatever we feel like sayin', NERD *Glances at you intensely*, whether that means callin' people out on their societal bullshit, *looks up at sky while raising a palm* or righteously lifting up oppressed byproduct-filth mongrels. *Looks back at you while hand still in air* We really only follow our *brings hand down into a "1"* single-so-super-easy-to-understand-you-might-smack-yourself-in-your-pencil-dick-face-you-never-thought-of-it rule, *wags the same finger at you* and that rule, is don't fuck with bros. Anytime a totally cool bro comes in and tells you to chill, fucking start dumping out those ice trays in the bathtub and sit your ass in it. *Looks pleased with himself, nodding*

So fucking take a number already, no, not "1" *looks at you mockingly*, take any fucking number. 16, 42, 666, 6666.. you dumbass ROBOT. Pick one, or just fucking kill yourself already. Later loser.

People not looking for societal acceptance:
Scrambles
Wright
Deyon
Trashleg



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I am glady prepared to roleplay something in Vgchartz. =D This may be the thread!



Wright said:
I am glady prepared to roleplay something in Vgchartz. =D This may be the thread!

*turns hat sideways, and leans in* With that avatar you'll fit right in, badass *wraps a knuckle on your chest*



theprof00 said:
Wright said:
I am glady prepared to roleplay something in Vgchartz. =D This may be the thread!

*turns hat sideways, and leans in* With that avatar you'll fit right in, badass *wraps a knuckle on your chest*


*Tangles up her hair* Don't tease me, little butterflieh'.



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What is this? I'm in.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.

I read the whole damn thing again and i still don't get it! Am i missing something?



I read it but don't get all of it so I'm in. Now what do I get?



Im hungry.



You're not cool enough to be on our team.