Hey, I'm scrambles... and this here is Weasel, but stop starin' at my dick man, haha. *zips up pants* Anyway this here is our little counter-culture, anti-establishment type group. *Arms wide, nodding*
*Walks to the left* We don't like to put labels on ourselves because labels are the shackles of the corporate system, *returns to center* but for your little matrix-like brainwashed ass, we came up with a few so you could wrap your useless brain around progress *points two fingers at head like a gun*. *Grabs your shirt* YOU GOT IT? "Fantastic", then, *spits and pushes you slightly* as your white-collar, grass-yard havin', barbeque-eatin', khaki-lovin' bitch ass might say *simulates jerking off*. But here *pause for dramatic effect*,... well, we say whatever we want *another dramatic pause, smiles and nods in your direction as he approaches* even you; *presses forehead against yours, whispering* and I WILL DIE FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SAY 'FANTASTIC', BIG-BUSINESS SLAVE.
*Let's go and steps back, straightening out clothing while lighting a half smoked rolled cigarette with a zippo* Like natch, *burns finger slightly and shakes it off, briefly tonguing the wound* we don't follow any of "the website's" *holds up quotation fingers* rules , and we say whatever we feel like sayin', NERD *Glances at you intensely*, whether that means callin' people out on their societal bullshit, *looks up at sky while raising a palm* or righteously lifting up oppressed byproduct-filth mongrels. *Looks back at you while hand still in air* We really only follow our *brings hand down into a "1"* single-so-super-easy-to-understand-you-might-smack-yourself-in-your-pencil-dick-face-you-never-thought-of-it rule, *wags the same finger at you* and that rule, is don't fuck with bros. Anytime a totally cool bro comes in and tells you to chill, fucking start dumping out those ice trays in the bathtub and sit your ass in it. *Looks pleased with himself, nodding*
So fucking take a number already, no, not "1" *looks at you mockingly*, take any fucking number. 16, 42, 666, 6666.. you dumbass ROBOT. Pick one, or just fucking kill yourself already. Later loser.
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