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I'm sure everyone knows Chuck Norris facts and everyone has thier favorate.

 If you don't know, then bvasically you say chuck norris can do something impossible and superhuman.

Here are my examples

Chuck norris put the laughter in manslaughter

Chuck norris does not push himself up when he does push ups, he pushes the earth down

Chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of species chuck norris has allowed to live

If superman and the flash had a race, Chuck Norris would win


 *edit* to comply with chronotriggers wishes, you have to only put one fact per post.

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chuck norris is a supporter of mike huckabee

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

You should limit it to one fact per post, MAKE YOUR POST'S MASSIVE!!!!!

Chuck Norris was sparring against Bruce Lee the day he died and roundhouse kicked Bruce so hard that he split into two separate entities, Jackie Chan and Jet Li. :P

From 0 to KICKASS in .stupid seconds.

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chuck norris is behind you

A famous quote was once "Fool me once, shame on me, Fool Chuck Norris once and HE FUCKS YOU UP"

From 0 to KICKASS in .stupid seconds.

chick norris knows what you did last summer.

A man once tapped chuck norris on the shoulder, the result was world war one. (just made that one up, hope you like it)

--OkeyDokey-- said:
chick norris knows what you did last summer.

Chuck Norris will kick your ass for calling him Chick Norris