I'm sure everyone knows Chuck Norris facts and everyone has thier favorate.
If you don't know, then bvasically you say chuck norris can do something impossible and superhuman.
Here are my examples
Chuck norris put the laughter in manslaughter
Chuck norris does not push himself up when he does push ups, he pushes the earth down
Chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of species chuck norris has allowed to live
If superman and the flash had a race, Chuck Norris would win
*edit* to comply with chronotriggers wishes, you have to only put one fact per post.