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CrashMan on 25 January 2008

Moses, the stone carver, comes down from the mountain, given commandments, carved in stone!

WOW! What a coincidencd.



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famousringo on 25 January 2008
bdbdbd said:
Moses: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Jews: The good news!

Moses: I managed to negotiate the number of commandments down to ten.

Jews: And the bad ones?

Moses: The adultery thing is still on the list.

 Are we doing religious jokes now? Fantastic!

 Two old rabbis are sitting on a rock bemoaning their poor fortune to each other.

Rabbi 1: "Oi vey, am I disappointed. My son used to be a good Jewish boy, but he went off and married a Catholic!"

Rabbi 2: You think you've got problems? That's nothing! I had a son. Good Jewish boy. He went off and became a Catholic!"

Suddenly, a voice booms from the heavens:

"You think that's bad? I had a son. A good Jewish boy..." 



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famousringo on 25 January 2008

Three engineers are sitting in a pub, debating what kind of engineer God must have been to create something as complicated as a human being.

Engineer 1: Just look at all the complicated interlocking joints and muscle systems in the human body. God was obviously a mechanical engineer.

Engineer 2: But the complexity of those joints pales in comparison to the supercomputer that is the human brain and the sophisticated inputs and outputs of the nervous system. God would have to be an electrical engineer to make something so complex.

Engineer 3: You're both wrong. God is a civil engineer.

Engineer 1: Huh?

Engineer 2: That makes so sense whatsoever.

Engineer 3: It makes perfect sense. Who else but a civil engineer would put a sewage pipeline running through a recreational area?



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iclim4 on 25 January 2008

If your not christian, move along...

what gives that person the right to interpret the word of God for us?
IMO that person is not qualified and so is his stupid test.




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Crono on 25 January 2008

"Moses, the stone carver, comes down from the mountain, given commandments, carved in stone!

WOW! What a coincidencd."

Joshua was the stone carver, moses was prince of egypt.

And absolutely NOBODY here got the point of the test. The point is that ALL have sinned, and are guilty. No one is sinless. Salvation is achieved through faith in God's gift and mercy, not in "being a good person". "By grace are we saved, by faith. Not by works."



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lolita on 25 January 2008

By your own admission and the standard of God's law, the Ten Commandments, you are a lying, murderous, adulterer at heart.

Lol... I really find this funny.



GooseGaws on 25 January 2008
Crono said:
"Moses, the stone carver, comes down from the mountain, given commandments, carved in stone!

WOW! What a coincidencd."

Joshua was the stone carver, moses was prince of egypt.

And absolutely NOBODY here got the point of the test. The point is that ALL have sinned, and are guilty. No one is sinless. Salvation is achieved through faith in God's gift and mercy, not in "being a good person". "By grace are we saved, by faith. Not by works."

Um, okay.  Whatever happened to "faith without works is dead"? 



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Evil_Snowman0 on 25 January 2008

I'm with Lolita on that one... This was freaking funny :)



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tarheel91 on 25 January 2008

Misinterpreting the bible ftw! Half of these aren't even correct application of what they meant. I get the point about all of us having sinned, but it'd be easier to accept if they weren't applying them wrong.



terran77 on 25 January 2008

wow it says I'm screwed, good thing I'm agnostic/atheist