Pick up lines?

i was just imagining you on my dick. now lets go to my place and make it reality

Hahahaha this thread is hilarious!

*thumbs up*


I really appreciate all the effort you guys go through to approach women.

I don't have any pick up lines. If I spot a really hot guy all I need to do to get his attention is to smile at him. Most of the time I don't even need to do that =P

Wanna be my hand tonight?

Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.

Do you have a boyfriend?
No.
Do you want one?
Yes.
Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Jesus that would be so hilarious to see in action.

THIS IS GOLD!

i was 17 when i thought up that one.  my friends bet me i'd never use it so i immediately went over to this stunning 24ish girl about 1000x out of my league.  i got a condescending no that implied a why the hell are you talking to me.  then she paused as the last of the line processed in her head quickly followed by a huge slap across my face. 

for winning the bet my friend bought me lunch.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

10 restraining orders and counting.

Well....

recently, I've started to use these lines:

"well, how many grandchildren do you have?"


OR


"hey, you're cute, how many great grand children do you have?"

It's been working pretty good so far