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ThatGreekGuy on 03 January 2013

I'll go first:

Is there an aiport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?

Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.



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sethnintendo on 03 January 2013


thehusbo on 03 January 2013
'Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin'

'Your like a champion bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you'

miz1q2w3e on 03 January 2013
How you doin?

IIIIITHE1IIIII on 03 January 2013
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math; add some bed, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

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ThatGreekGuy on 03 January 2013
miz1q2w3e said:
How you doin?




Player1x3 on 03 January 2013
Do you have a twin sister ?
-No
Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world


Do you own a jersey ?
-No, why?
Cuz i need your name and number


What has 42 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?
-What?
My zipper


How's life?
-Good.What about yours /
Im talking to it right now.


Me: Are you Google?
Girl: Yes.
Me: You can stop searching now, you found me.





kitler53 on 03 January 2013
are you free tonight? no? *thumb though wallet* how much?


POE beat me in a bet. He is like Nostradamus and i´m trash

Goal Post Chartz

        

ThatGreekGuy on 03 January 2013
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

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TruckOSaurus on 03 January 2013
miz1q2w3e said:
How you doin?

That's much better than Ross's pick up lines like "I like 8 year old boys" or "You know the smell in propane? They put that in".