Show me your lame pick up lines!

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I'll go first:

Is there an aiport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?

Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

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'Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin'

'Your like a champion bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you'

How you doin?

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math; add some bed, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

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miz1q2w3e said:
How you doin?

Do you have a twin sister ?
Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world

Do you own a jersey ?
-No, why?
Cuz i need your name and number

What has 42 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?
My zipper

How's life?
-Good.What about yours /
Im talking to it right now.

Me: Are you Google?
Girl: Yes.
Me: You can stop searching now, you found me.

are you free tonight? no? *thumb though wallet* how much?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

miz1q2w3e said:
How you doin?

That's much better than Ross's pick up lines like "I like 8 year old boys" or "You know the smell in propane? They put that in".

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