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NiKKoM on 17 May 2012

French firm offers free dildos to Diablo 3 widows

French company Absoloo is offering free sex toys to those widowed by the just-released Diablo III. To claim, you need to post a picture of yourself on Absoloo’s Facebook page holding a copy of the game. You’ll then be sent a code with which to “adopt your new friend” from the Absoloo site. It’s not clear if the offer’s applicable outside of France, although we suspect that a sudden international crowd of pissed off, Diablo-burnt, dildo-hungry partners descending for hundreds of free cavity-based staffs of power (+1 vitality) may very well make it so. Thanks, Ugo.

http://www.vg247.com/2012/05/17/french-firm-offers-free-dildos-to-diablo-3-widows/

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miz1q2w3e on 17 May 2012

"widowed"

LOL XD

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Leon89 on 17 May 2012

I wanna see a picture of the dildo.. is it diablo-themed?

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lestatdark on 17 May 2012

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bannedagain on 17 May 2012

This is great!!! over there sex is not taboo like it is here in the states.

Having a orgasm a day could add up to 4 years to your life. 700 Orgasms in a year can add up to 8 years to your life.

I buy my girl toys and keep her updated. I rather her play at home then off somewhere else.