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Rate!

1 - i don't get the ques... 12 10.71%
 
2 3 2.68%
 
3 - My left hand is better then my right 12 10.71%
 
4 1 0.89%
 
5 7 6.25%
 
6 5 4.46%
 
7 - that what she said 19 16.96%
 
8 14 12.50%
 
9 9 8.04%
 
10 - I'm a sexgod! 30 26.79%
 
Total:112
oldschoolfool on 13 September 2011
Troll_Whisperer said:
NiKKoM said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

My gf always has an orgams, often several times, and says I'm absolutely the best, she says she actually realised how shit her sex life used to be. I trust her, she doesn't lie for me.

You're 24 so I can tell you know before you find out later... you can't trust them.. >_>

When I said 'always' comes I meant that extremely rarely she doesn't, but it's actually happened and when it did she told me straight away after I finished. So I'll try again with other means. She won't lie about it.

Anyway she can literaly come in two minutes, I don't know how she does it, she can be so goddam quick. Not always but sometimes if the mood's right and she was well 'prepared'. She actually tries to hold it so I can finish once without her finishing too many times. So... maybe I'm not that great? Lol.


that's 2 much effort for me. I'm a wham,bam thank you maam kind of person,then I pay for there services,since I can't find an actual girlfriend,even though I have low standards and am just looking for any girl that'll talk to me. Anyways,back OT---I'd rate myself a 3,since I don't like to put any effort into it.



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Xen on 13 September 2011
wfz said:
Driving girls wild is all about the extra things you do. It's about being sensual. It only takes one lick if you drive a girl begging and wild for you, first.

It takes a lot of licks to get them wild ;)



MrBubbles on 13 September 2011

nine and a quarter inches



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TheNoobHolocaust on 13 September 2011

10, because thats how many seconds it takes me to finish, zing!




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blkfish92 on 13 September 2011

This thread makes me laugh, you guys rate yourselves rather high eh?



           

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ThePS3News on 13 September 2011

All the asian girls i slept said i was the best thing they ever had.

That said, I gave myself a 9. :)



iBlah on 13 September 2011
blkfish92 said:
you guys rate yourselves rather high eh?


as expected, no one wants to admit that they're not good in bed, the only way I see for a fair rating is for us to rate each other.



 

blkfish92 on 13 September 2011
iBlah said:
blkfish92 said:
you guys rate yourselves rather high eh?


as expected, no one wants to admit that they're not good in bed, the only way I see for a fair rating is for us to rate each other.


I give my, "Right hand man" an 11.



           

scottie on 14 September 2011

I give myself an 8, I get the job done (and do it in style?)

That said, I suspect that the vast majority of results will be a 7 or 8 (same as if you ask people their driving ability), so I'm basically making myself a statistic.



iBlah on 14 September 2011

and I give myself an over 9000