One bottle of Absolut (1 Liter)... just vodka and ice... 17 years old (I'm started drink about 13 years old... in a small city of Brasil).

4 shots of absinthe and 1/3 a bottle of tequila, at the beach in the sun, its not the most i've ever drunk but definitely the fastest i've got there, there may have been more after that but i dont remember, most efficient drinking to get drunk method I have tried

I drink for pleasure,not to lose control of myself.

Back in 1997, I was living with my cousin and his uncle (who I called uncle, too but he's not really my uncle) in Atlanta.  His girlfriend was over and everyone was drinking.  I wasn't much of a drinker but I didn't want to be left out.  I drank glass after glass of some real hard liquor.  I got it into my mind that I was going to give my "uncle's " girlfriend some oral sex and make her fall in love with me.  I crawled over to her.

I don't remember much after that.  I recall throwing up, standing in front of the bathroom mirror and crying while my "uncle" was trying to pull down my pants (not sure if he succeeded or not--but my ass didn't hurt the next day), and people standing around me yelling.  Aside from that, I don't remember a thing.  Nobody will tell me what happened that night, either.  Hopefully, I went on an adventure like those guys in "The Hangover" and it was awesome.  Somehow, I doubt it.

-And my sis got married in 2008.  I drank so much random alcohol from the bar.  This was probably my first time getting "sloppy drunk" since 1997.  The next morning, I policed my county and threw up in every corner of it.  I also called every girl I know and begged them for pussy.  One message that I had left on one girl's phone said "Keyla, this is Tim.  I need some motherfuckin' pussy, man.  I called every girl I know and they....... I just......lajgflkasjgag[agjar[ajagnv/;......*click* "  I don't know how she was able to resist coming over and screwing my brains out, that night!

so what's the beer like in canada ? we are not talking american shit ass pisswasser light beer are we ?

still you got to be a fast drinker even if you got 10 hrs time

you got like 22 min for ever drink  and that's without ordering and staring at the hot waitresses cleavage ;D

so RESPECT  ^^

3 pints, 3 vodka shots, 14 shots of black absinth (70 %). Plus I gas chambered each absinth shot which means inhaling the burning off alcohol from the flaming shot. I really don't remember a lot of that night, apart from trying to catch a frisbee and being hit square in the face.

If we are talking about beer then you have to take into consideration how tiny most American beer cans are.

G.T.F.O.

I've seen people puke having one shot.

I'm not really a drinker as I only got drunk 3 or 4 times in my life. The worst time would be during my cousin's wedding, I was around 16 at the time, I drank an entire bottle of red wine(36% I think), the next day I had the worst morning in my life and decided to never get too drunk ever again.

Bullshit, 19 beers isn't even that much. I can easily say I have done way more than that (in the Netherlands, beer here often has a higher alcohol percentage) . I don't know exactly what I had as most, but I know absinthe is the best way to get drunk. I feel great when I'm drunk on absinthe and you only need a few shots.

Yes this one I don't believe either. I think you would be dead after 14 shots, maybe he meant to say 4.