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vivster said:
What's a good way to be a good muslim but still stay true to my atheist beliefs? I'm interested.

You can buy indulgences from my mate Muhammad.

RolStoppable said:

Isn't that the religion where people are supposed to pray five times per day?

That's too much even for a faithful person like myself who prays twice per day in front of a Nintendo shrine. Also, a blood sacrifice of one cat per month suffices.

So I will have to respectfully decline, even though the oppression of women is tempting.

Nintendo isn't mentioned anywhere in the Quran and is thus a creation by the devil.

And praying five times a day is only a small effort when it gives you pernament access to heaven after death, where you can hang out with Allah and my mate Muhammad and me.