What's a good way to be a good muslim but still stay true to my atheist beliefs? I'm interested.
You can buy indulgences from my mate Muhammad.
Isn't that the religion where people are supposed to pray five times per day?
That's too much even for a faithful person like myself who prays twice per day in front of a Nintendo shrine. Also, a blood sacrifice of one cat per month suffices.
So I will have to respectfully decline, even though the oppression of women is tempting.
Nintendo isn't mentioned anywhere in the Quran and is thus a creation by the devil.
And praying five times a day is only a small effort when it gives you pernament access to heaven after death, where you can hang out with Allah and my mate Muhammad and me.