Alright, it's live!
...and I'm gonna go straight to bed before I collapse, it's 8:30 AM here this was quite some work. Do let me know if you find any errors somewhere. Otherwise, well, enjoy the thread and all that good stuff.
Good night, you've earned it!
The Nintendo eShop rating Thread: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=237454