I didn't think it was possible, but this thread's getting even funnier somehow.
Really, the only thing lamer than calling somebody a virgin is saying "No way I'm not a virgin!"
And the only thing lamer than either of those is saying them on the internet. I feel bad for ssj12 AND for the people teasing him.
There's only one way to fix this.
I'll gladly take all your virginities off your hands...