Pokemon: Besides just an eShop only title?
Metroid: I'm sure that they will do something for the 30th anniversary, but it is possible that that means a game on the 3DS instead of the Wii U.
I believe so. A Pokemon stadium or Pokemon Adventure game is likely coming in my opinion.
It could be on 3DS, but I guess we won't know until it's announced. Could go either way really.
Also, you can still call Jizz, Jizz.