Let's Create the Worst Game Possible! (All suggestions in first post)

[Mr_No]

You start as a bland character with no personality, with droning background music in an infinite loop, that still plays while paused. You have to drive thru a forest to the nearest town, with no explanation or plot. As you park the car and get out, you are in a poorly rendered town. You walk into a bar and get out to follow a love interest and set up a date for no reason. Next day, you are forced to drive around a city with the worst pop-up texture, doing mundane everyday stuff. After a boring work day, you are in a date with the woman from the last day. To make the date go well, you have to follow the button prompts on the screen, but the game is so forgiving, they'll let you pass it. After that, you need to treat her to an awkward dance and follow the recycled button prompts from last time. Then, you end up in a motel with the woman. For some weird reason, the game glitches out in this part and skips to the second part of the game.

When you wake up, there are killer birds trying to attack others outside. And the starter weapon to fend them off is a clothes hanger. When you finally find a M4, there's only one 30 round magazine, the gun recoils wildly when shooting, it's highly inaccurate, and it barely does any damage. By then, the birds can throw acid to the player. As you progress, you'll find story inconsistencies. A man wants to buy your spare gasoline, but as you refuse to sell it, he'll hold you at gunpoint, insisting that he wants to BUY the gas. After a bird kills him, he drops the gas canister and his Desert Eagle, which you cannot pick up because the game glitched out by that area. After a few hours, the van ends up with no gas in the middle of nowhere. As you try to prepare food with Cooking Skill in 0, the birds arrive for what it seems, a boss fight, but they leave mid-fight, leaving a sour taste in your mouth for such an anti-climatic match.