Do you have a twin sister ?
-No
Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world
Do you own a jersey ?
-No, why?
Cuz i need your name and number
What has 42 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?
-What?
My zipper
How's life?
-Good.What about yours /
Im talking to it right now.
Me: Are you Google?
Girl: Yes.
Me: You can stop searching now, you found me.