d21lewis on 09 December 2011
You're not gonna believe this but I experienced vagina the day I was born! True story!! And it probably wasn't a day later that I experienced tits. Of course, I went on a 20 year dry spell soon after but, when I was 21, I was right back in the game. Do I regret not having sex at my sexual peak of 18? Not really. That was prime masturbating time. I wasn't gonna waste that batter on some awkward, potentially disappointing partner. No, I knew what I wanted and I gave it to me.
This just got weird, didn't it?
