I just finished Crystal Pony Tale for the Mega Drive. That was a increble feat itself, but being the hardcore gamer I am I tried it again on hard. That game is so 1337. The ending was awesome: my green haired purple pony walked on the rainbow to meet its friend on the magic castle and eat some cake. So epic.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."