Hmph, pity to all of you mongrels using dry and itchy toilet paper that end up tearing up and sticking to you. Enjoy simply smearing a layer of feces across your skin instead of actually cleaning them.

Have them in all my bathrooms back home.

A bidet thread? wow, the internet will stop at nothing...

as I answered to your poll, no, I do not own one

I wish I did.

We have one at our cottage but it only shoots out hot water so you can't use it (unless you want your ass burnt).

I just use toilet bowl cleaner.

I've heard of those, never actually seen one, ever....

heard of them, never used one. Oh, and my cheap toilet paper doesn't stick to my bum or tear, so I really have no clue what you are using...

I've never used one of those, let alone seen one in person.

*insert Dr. Evil Preparation H joke*

Never heard of them and I dont use it. I use paper.

The cheap paper my University uses =/