Will you live?: WHAT THE FUCK ITS A HUMAN/SHARK & IT'S COMIN' FOR YOU!!

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Strategyking92 on 20 November 2009

OMFG ITS A half HUMAN/SHARK WITH LEGS AND IT'S RUNNING STRAIGHT THE FUCK AT YOU!!!!

You are at the beach, what do you do?

A) Continue running until it eats someone else

EFFECT: If you chose A, you have died. The man-shark only cared about eating you and ignored all the other bitches. Your death was posted on youtube and got 17 million hits. At least you are famous.

B) Use a beach umbrella and your kung fu skills to kill the beast

You died because you do not know kung-fu, the beach umbrella wasn't sharp, and you are an all around dumbass. You are buried with an anagram of FUCKYOU on your gravestone.

C) Flee into a nearby life guard post

You find emergency flares in the bastion of safety that don't kill, but stun the beast. You do find some M&M's though and frantically throw them at the man-shark. Everybody knows sharks are allergic to M&M's. It dies, you win. Congradulation all those that have chosen this choice: NOBODY.

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And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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d21lewis on 20 November 2009

Of your choices, I'd pick "A".

I actually anticipated this happening a long time ago. Whenever I go to the beach, I bring a gun and a barbecue grill. We'd eat his fishy ass. I'd also sell those diamond looking things he has on his arms and I'd make my girlfriend wear his fish bikini.

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d21lewis on 20 November 2009

You know, I just realized that you cursed in your thread title. That's a no-no. Make this thread again and this time, watch the potty mouth.

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Strategyking92 on 20 November 2009

^^

It's section 8

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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d21lewis on 20 November 2009

Section what!?

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Strategyking92 on 20 November 2009

What did I say?

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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d21lewis on 20 November 2009

My mom said to stay away from you Section 8 guys. You're bad news!

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Strategyking92 on 20 November 2009

That's what your mom said. ooooooh.

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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d21lewis on 20 November 2009

Oh yeah? That's what your.......face......shut up!

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CommonMan on 20 November 2009

Awesome thread! I actually came in here because I saw all the CAPS and thought it was a Darth thread. But this is MUUUUUUCCH better!

No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful.

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