But Montana, the first three minutes are wonderful...

If we go for The Beatles, I think songs like Why Don't We Do It in the Road....


Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road



...or I Want You (She's So Heavy) deserve it more the title


I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me ...
She’s so heavy heavy, heavy, heavy.

She's so heavy
She's so heavy, heavy, heavy

I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.
I want you
You know I want you so bad babe
I want you,
You know I want you so bad
It’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad
Yeh!

She’s so...

damkira said: Lately it would have to be: I get a thousand hugs, from 10,000 lightning bugs.   Seriously. What are some other lyrics you've heard recently that have been so cringe-worthy?

I lol'ed then googled and found the song on youtube and I kindda liked it , should I be ashamed? lol

"I ain't got a motorboat, but I can float your boat."

He rhymed boat with boat! Congratulations!

Also RHCP 'Special Secret Song Inside' are just laughably bad =P

"Well, my young lady, she lives
three houses away
she claims that she can hear moaning and screaming
to me fuckin' you every night
well, let me say "hey"

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah

Struck by lust in a telephone booth
busted by a cop, he said "That's uncool"
he said that he hears moaning and screeming
to me fuckin' you every night
well, let me say "hey"

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy
I want to party on your little pussy, girl
I want to party on your pussy

Let me shine your diamond
the girl got a scratch
slap that cat
have mercy

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah"

How about posting the best lyrics u can think of?

sad.man.loves.vgc said: How about posting the best lyrics u can think of?

I've always favored Brian Carley's musical genius.

I'll Take You Everywhere by Penfold

"Its these things created by tiny hands that would hang on walls and wrapped as gifts. Acted as the words we never said. Wish we had before you left. (Great fucking build up that blows your face away) And it's too late to tell you that I care. And I wish you were here. And I think it would be better if you had never left at all. This place is not the same without the smile on your face. And if you were then I would take you everywhere."

Or maybe Crucifixion As An Art Form by The Moirai

"So, use your god, or use your tongue to tell me lies. Are you bleeding from your palms again? a martyr to yourself? I'm gushing from there too, i love to be the victim for myself. Hold on, hold on to everything you have. hold on, hold on to anything, i'm begging you. And somehow we're still living in the same space and lying awake at night I'm dying to tell you, you gave up."

Or maybe Shatterproof by The Waltz

"Hey lover, make a promise. If youre leaving on this train when you get to where you are going you'll remmeber my name and how I stood up to your father and the back of his hand. That mother fucker said Im fit for no one and you are fit for a king. These dashed hopes can be mended by tape or a kiss on the cheek. That makes the days go faster and turns catastrophe from nothing into strength. Hey lover, whered you run to? Will I see you again? Did you know your dreams got sold to someone that needed them? But all the time I was walking in the dark looking for your face. I never found you. I dont need you again. I'm leaving on this train. These old bones can be mended by tape or an excess of drinks. That makes the days go faster and turns catastrophe from nothing into strength. All these broken bones hate us healing."

all the same person.

simply put...any rap song.

Also the chorus to Beyonce's Halo:

"I can feel your halo halo halo,
I can see your halo halo halo,
I can feel your halo halo halo,
I can see your halo halo halo"

I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy
I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy
Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice
Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash
Be Single And Mingle Around
Seen One To Many Get Tied Down
That Shit Right There Is Pricey
I Aint Got No Wifey
I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy
I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy
Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice
Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash
Be Single And Mingle Around
Seen One To Many Get Tied Down

Do You Ever Get Horny Reading A Text?
Ever Had Sex Over The Internet?
Webcam And Shit Wet Up Your Tushy
Cut The Story Straight Play With Your Pussy.
All Lovers, Put The Plug In The Socket
Like Bobby And Suzie
Wet Up The Place Like A Hot Jacuzi
I Might Come Across Sweet Really I'm A Rudie.
Ever Since I Started Puberty
I Was Looking In Magazines Just To See The Nudity.
Truthfully, I Don't Care Who You Be
I find If You Take A Chicks Virginity
Looking At Your Phone Becomes A Misery
Coz She Calls You Up More Times Than Infinty
Bitch Let Me Be I Don't Need No Stress
I'd Rather Have A Pint And A Lil Bit Sess (Weed)
Who You Think I Am I Aint Buying You A Dress
Thats Candyfloss And I Aint Here To Impress

Sex No Text
Root It Then Boot It
Shag That Back
F**k All The Kissing And Cuddling
Why Don't You Grab My Balls
And Try Juggling.

Josh Slept With Bianca
Little Did She No He Was Wanker
Coz He Was A Bi-sexual Prick
He Love Slits Aswell As Dickz
He F**ked Bianca As Hard As Rick
Never Thinking Of Takin A Trip To The Clinic
Now There All In It
They Might Have Aids
I Cant Have Babes
At The End Of The Day
Josh Shouldve Put On His Hood Before The Rain
You Know What I'm Sayin
Anyway, Remeber Me, Hey You Know How I Like It Darlin

Sex No Text
Root It Then Boot It
Shag That Back
F**k All The Kissing And Cuddling
Why Dont You Put My Nob In Your Mouth And Try Swalowing

Sex Is A Crazy Thing
Especially When You Do It With Someone That You Don't Know
Theres Nothing Wrong With A One Night Stand Just Watch Your
Possesions If Shes A Whore tho'
If You Only Knew What Some Females Have Put Me Through
Last Week I Chirpsed By Some Beast
Licking Her Lips Like Im Some Feast
I Was Drunk My Eyes Were Red
I'm Kinda Known So I Wanted Some Head
Somehow We Ended Up In A Bed
Little Did I No She Dreds On Her Legs And A Wig On Her Head
I Aint Gonna Lie I Was Scared
Bit Fat Mama Come All Prepared Bout Which Colour Condom Would I
Like?
Get The F**k Of Me Here Comes My Wife!!

I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy
I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy
Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice
Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash
Be Single And Mingle Around
Seen One To Many Get Tied Down
That Shit Right There Is Pricey
I Aint Got No Wifey
I Don't Mean To Be Pushy Pushy
I'm Just In It For The Pussy Pussy
Who Wants To Come Get A Pie Of The Peice
Got Time For Everyone I Aint On No Leash
Be Single And Mingle Around
Seen One To Many Get Tied Down

"I'm on a boat"

Mostly any song from this guy.

sad.man.loves.vgc said: How about posting the best lyrics u can think of?

Well, that's easy

Pink Floyd - Time

 

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
And when I come home cold and tired
It’s good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells.