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The little guy with a M on his hat, you hear him? his coming for us and he's gonna crush every little thing that was once called competition. They're the things he likes to jump on, or as he calls them himself, Goomba's. He's back and reinvented by God himself, better than ever.

Japan will shiver first and then the rest of the word will kneel to his manly black shoes. Once you'll see him you will remember who at first, kept this industry alive. The red carpet is thrown out and the thrown is there to be taken for him again, squashing his predecessor who was still filled with pixels.

A phenomenon back on his feet, stronger than ever.

Below you will find his first victim.

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god it's the type of game when you play, you want to wake people up just to tell them you did because it's revelatory. It's like you can FEEL the paradigm shifting under your feet when you play this, as if all Iwata's claims were proved true in an instant and the sound of a million doubters fell silent.

I am guys, you know, a HUGE Nintendo critic lately. I don't like the direction they've taken for various reasons, and I let myself be known on this issue. Everywhere. And I can say, in genuine, from the hour or so I kept coming back to the demo, that this was worth the price of Wii. I would pay $399.99 to play this.

It is almost like... jesus... it's like all those non-games were just tons and tons of crumbling rock plugging up some mighty volcano, and it all came undone with Mario Galaxy. The giant moved and swayed, melting faces in its wake. I am prone to hyperbole. I can assure you, nothing I can say will prepare.

My words may sounds hollow to some. Some more technical features: I thought wiimote would be at best a side step, as opposed to a step forward. It is comfortable, it works wonders, you do not need camera control at any moment (guys, they've designed a 3D platformer which requires NO CAMERA CONTROL EVER. Do you know what that alone indicates with the talent?). In short, it is better than traditional controls. For real. That's coming from me. Mario's momentum is just so perfectly honed that every little movement feels rewarding. You don't even have to do anything, you can just spin Mario around and around and you'll feel as giddy as a schoolchild.

This game? It LOOKS like a 360 game, save resolution. Yes, they actually did do it. Anybody tries to post LAUGHING SMILIES at this proposition, poke them in the eye with your dick. They're laughing out of fear. They've actually done it here. ANYONE on GAF that denies the visual pleasure unfolding here is a bullshit artist and a troll. Yes, 360 can obviously do better but here is a Wii game that looks as good, and you won't even once remotely think 'oh hey if only that goomba had bump maping.'

God the design. I played much of what we've seen in early videos of this game, and even KNOWING what to expect did not truly explain what the experience is like. Here is a product that essentially shits on all other developers from the top of some unreachable mountain top. I love Ratchet, I love Sunshine. I love platformers. So why is it that this game seems to open a door that makes me almost embarrassed to have ever lauded them? FROM AN HOUR OF PLAY.

Oh God I think I'm turning back into a Nintendo fanboy... but it's such pure joy, really encapsulate the very reason I began to play games.
I feel like a new gamer.

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We're next, prepare yourself. 

THE REVOLUTION 

 



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Did you write this yourself or was it from somewhere else? I'm guessing that it is from a magazine or something. Care for a link?



i wrote the first part, the 2nd part (between the lines) is from a GAF member who played the game.



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Thanx, I am not to sure I want to hear anymore about the game. I mean from what I have heard there is no doubt that this game will be good. I think I will stay away from threads about this game from now on. I just want to be blown away and not know where it came from.



gorgepir said:
Thanx, I am not to sure I want to hear anymore about the game. I mean from what I have heard there is no doubt that this game will be good. I think I will stay away from threads about this game from now on. I just want to be blown away and not know where it came from.

 blown away, you will be, yoda says



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Red Hat Storm?

This thread isn't about what I thought it'd be about.  ^_^



Words Of Wisdom said:
Red Hat Storm?

This thread isn't about what I thought it'd be about. ^_^

 hmm must be an american thing.



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Neos said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
Red Hat Storm?

This thread isn't about what I thought it'd be about. ^_^

hmm must be an american thing.


Nope.  Red Hat.  I was hoping this was a thread about games and Red Hat.



Words Of Wisdom said:
Red Hat Storm?

This thread isn't about what I thought it'd be about. ^_^

lol yea I was thinking new version of Red Hat Linux too. lol

 

btw Fedora over Red Hat always, yes Fedora is made by Red hat lol.  



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