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Khuutra said:
Akvod said:
supercat said:


What he's not showing you is that every night this kid is given a sword, gets thrown in a pit, and battles other 4 year olds to the death. Then, during the day, he is chained to a gigantic wheel that he has to push around in a circle all day long, in all kinds of weather. In time, his victories will not be easily counted, and if you ask him what is good in life, he'll say, "to crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women."

... what the fuck is up with your imagination man O.o

I wish I could read all of your daily musings XD

That's the opening to the first Conan the Barbarian movie.


Really? Should I watch it?



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Akvod said:
Khuutra said:

That's the opening to the first Conan the Barbarian movie.

Really? Should I watch it?

Well if you imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger as this little kid I imagine it'd be pretty funny



I'd like to see an adult benchpress that tiny kid, and then vice versa.



Soriku said:
outlawauron said:
Soriku said:
Pretty sure the stunt growth thing is a myth.

I'm absolutely positive that it's not a myth.


http://www.muscleupdate.com/2007/10/16/does-weight-lifting-stunt-your-growth/

Not the greatest link, but I don't feel like going through more sites now.

Terrible article/blog post. Not scientific at all. He used a couple of celebrity examples. Proves nothing. i could just as easily point out that the tarzan kid is now only 5 foot 1. Wouldn't prove anything. I've done the research, and lifting before the age of 13 or 14 will seriously impede your growth. For 14 year olds, its another matter.



 

 

Did his parents accidentally grab Barry Bonds water bottle instead?



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OMG



Damn... thats wrong on so many levels, if he was a teen at the very least wouldn't be to bad... but 5 to 6? ... pretty much what ted, xxain and outlaw said with a mix of musicans reaction.



Thank you, supercat. Funniest post I've read all day!



Why can't I ever have a body like that? I exercise so much and haven't had great results.