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Forums - Gaming - Super Mario Galaxy - Violent? ESRB says YES!

rocketpig said:
As long-time President of The Koopa Preservation league, it's about time that Italian plumbing bastard was called out publicly for his never-ending attempt at genocide.

Bravo, ESRB, bravo. Now it's time to make some real change.

The Kids Opposing Ongoing Plumber Activity (KOOPA) are now selling KOOPA Cookies to raise the Mario-threat awareness on this issue as well.  ^_^



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Hopefully this will drive Bush to color code the Mario threat level.

With Galaxy less than a month away, the color threat should be dangerously close to red. I better go put on a sweater or something.




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stof said:
couchmonkey said:

 

Anyway, this descriptor has been slapped on basically every single platformer since it was created.


Exactly. It's rated E for everyone: mild cartoon violence. That's on just about every kids game or movie made in the last who knows how many years. If those three words are going to convince someone not to buy a game, than their gaming library will consist entirely of chess (but not battle chess of course).


 Yeah, I find it strange that Sqrl has never noticed the 'mild cartoon violence' before.



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rocketpig said:
Hopefully this will drive Bush to color code the Mario threat level.

With Galaxy less than a month away, the color threat should be dangerously close to red. I better go put on a sweater or something.

Quick Bush Wonder, to the Jack Thompson-mobile!



I can hear the theme song already. Nahnahnahnahnahnha, BUSH MAN!

With exploding words on screen like "TERRORIST!", "GITMO!", and "DAMNED LIBERAL SLACKASSES!"

I think we're on to something here.




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It would make millions!

Also, gratz Rocketpig on mod promotion! 



rocketpig said:
I can hear the theme song already. Nahnahnahnahnahnha, BUSH MAN!

With exploding words on screen like "TERRORIST!", "GITMO!", and "DAMNED LIBERAL SLACKASSES!"

I think we're on to something here.

Soon congress would pass a law demanding you beat the game by a certain date or stop playing.



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naznatips said:

It would make millions!

Also, gratz Rocketpig on mod promotion! 


Muahahahahahah!

Right back at ya, Naz. I just found that thread about the new mods right before DKII locked it up. I had no idea I was even nominated until ioi contacted me.

 




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naznatips said:

It would make millions!

Also, gratz Rocketpig on mod promotion!


Wow.  Seems like everyone is turning into a mod these days.  They even let Montana in... creepy.



Words Of Wisdom said:
naznatips said:

It would make millions!

Also, gratz Rocketpig on mod promotion!


Wow.  Seems like everyone is turning into a mod these days.  They even let Montana in... creepy.


I was given mod status for news posting. I don't really want to be bothered constantly hitting the trolls with a cattle prod to keep them in line.

But it is tempting to hit the "BAN" button below my name just to see what the hell happens to me.




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