Please drop the jokes of the camera being sideways and the quality of the video. I recorded this with my phone and I'm very tired and sick to my stomach.

So basically my 360 won't work when I attach my HDD memory brick.

Does anyone know what the problem is or can help me solve this?

Your Harddrive is probably corrupt

Thats iffy, maybe its not connected right?

And that is the "e68 error" not the red ring of death

Your hard drive went kaput!

E68: Hard Drive Error - Hard drive not DMA configured: It could be a problem with the Hard Drive itself or a problem with the internal connection to the hard drive, Try removing the hard drive and playing without it. Also this can be caused by a problem with the fans that make them draw too much power, it can also be caused if you have unnecessary accessories attached to the console like an external fan unit. Attempt to remove unnecessary accessories first, and then necessary components such as the hard drive and USB devices. If you have any case mods you may want to investigate those as well.

Source-http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?showtopic=484726

http://forums.xbox-scene.com/index.php?showtopic=484726

Refer to this, your hard drive probably was corrupted. You have any recent power surges?

No power surges but it has been stored away for months now.

@Dsister
I think it's just my harddrive. Everything else works just fine. Does this mean all my arcade games, videos, expansion packs and all that fucking money I spent on LIVE went down the damn toilet!!?

no, everything you paid for can be downloaded again, you are just losing the hard drive