You know I never equated Slim Jims with being the quintessential gamer snack. However after hearing enough whining from those that are fiending for the meat based snack over the past few days. I have decided to issue a public service announcement. For those that do not know the Slim Jim plant exploded a couple months ago, and now the supply of Slim Jims is running out. So if you find Slim Jims, and your one of these fiends buy every single one you can, because I guess people are hoarding them already.

Seriously what the fuck do they put into these things. I like Snickers bars, but if there were no Snickers bar. I wouldn't be going into detox over it. I also wouldn't go to six or seven different stores looking for them either.

People like putting disgusting things in their mouth.

See: Coffee