granted, but now you're breaking it! (self-fulfilling wish, right thar)
you're not doing it properly!

i don't think either of us is too good at this game, lol.

i wish i knew how to play this!

Granted but with your infinite knowledge about the games inner workings your head asplode?

I wish school wasn't starting back up so soon.

granted, you now have to get a 60 hour-a-week job doing something really really horrible and unmanly-like.

i wish i could draw better, lol.

Granted you become an excellent artist, but like many great creative minds you have issues. Alcoholism, depression, drug abuse, bipolar, schizophrenia, cutting your ear off. you can take whichever one you thin suits you best. Also, you die poor and alone with no one discovering your art until after your death.

I wish they would make a movie out of the Marvel "Civil War" event.

granted, but its the worst movie ever with an awful cast, plot and soundtrack. and you're forced to watch it TWICE.

i wish i enjoyed my job a bit more.

Granted, however everybody else is now 10'' tall

I wish I had a vanilla coke

Granted, but it has been left out in the sun for 8 hours.

I wish I could have an avatar.

Granted but it is nsfw and gets you banned

I wish for a fish.

granted, carl2291's avatar is a fish. but it also comes with cheese.

i wish i get to see my grandad a lot before he passes away :(