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Its more of a religious thing. So pretty much America and the Muslim and Jewish regions.



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A health benefit is a health benefit period. Preventative medicine is about playing the field. Minimize as many health risk as possible no matter how small each one is, because as a host they have a very high likelihood of occurring. Your chance of getting one particular disease is small. The chance of getting a disease is relatively large. In America we have a very high degree of public sanitation. Yet we still inoculate children for diseases born from poor sanitation. Why well better safe then sorry.

A sentiment I am sure a lot of guys who contracted these diseases, or helped their own infection along would probably agree with. I am sure a number of guys who got venereal diseases most specifically the incurable ones would gladly have taken a five percent greater chance of avoiding infection. I am sure there is a guy out there pissing fire right now that feels the same. Doctors always recommend preventative hygiene, but while it is smart it is also inconvenient. There will be times in life where you don't have soap. There will be times when your not in your right mind. People have, do, and always will make mistakes.

The counter argument is mostly born of fear. Why make the point about an extremely rare form of complication when the likelihood of contracting a disease is far higher. Why not point out the very devastating complications of contracting some of these diseases. Some of when result in things such as impotency, sterility, insanity, and death. Fine you like your foreskin, but lets not play it being a pointless procedure, that is simply not the case.

The chances of me being in a car accident any day are a thousand to one. That doesn't mean I save myself the time of putting on a seat belt. There are a lot of unlikely things in the world that doesn't mean you tempt fate. A out patient operation that is an hour in and out. Just isn't a thing you should be as terrified of as having a higher likelihood of contracting a disease you did not need to.

Once again being scared doesn't mean you ignore the consequences of not doing something. You just accept the higher risk. I need to up my Tetanus booster, but I am not rushing to the doctor to get one. Why well I fucking hate needless, and its a common enough disease. Both very painful and very deadly. Now I hope I do not get a puncture wound, but no so stupid as to think it will never happen. I fear that day scared to death of needless, but also scared enough of the disease. Do not want to find out which will win out. Anyway I know I am fucking asking for trouble. Doesn't mean I am just going to write it off and pretend its not real.



I didnt know circumsticion was so popular.
And no, Im not.



Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"

 

or

 

This little 7 year old boy was sitting at his desk in school and he was squirming and squirming around. Finally the teacher asks him what is wrong.
He tells her he is sore because he just got circumsised yesterday.

She tells him to go and see the principal. He goes to the principal and comes back 5 minutes later with his penis hanging out of his fly.

The teacher is outraged and asked him the meaning of this type of behaviour.

He says "The principal asked me to see if I could stick it out until the end of the school day"!!!!!



tedsteriscool said:

Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"

 

or

 

This little 7 year old boy was sitting at his desk in school and he was squirming and squirming around. Finally the teacher asks him what is wrong.
He tells her he is sore because he just got circumsised yesterday.

She tells him to go and see the principal. He goes to the principal and comes back 5 minutes later with his penis hanging out of his fly.

The teacher is outraged and asked him the meaning of this type of behaviour.

He says "The principal asked me to see if I could stick it out until the end of the school day"!!!!!



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Yes, I am.

Mine was also botched. They took too much skin off of one side of my wiener, so whenever I pop a chubby, it bananas off to one side, because the skin is too tight.

It's not a horrible curve, but a curve nonetheless.

I didn't get my son circumcised either, because it's his penis, and if he would like it done for aesthetic purposes, he can later in life. That is not my decision to make, period.



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Good jokes XD

There is also (since it's European, it refers to the Jews)
Jews are such optimists, not knowing how big it will grow and already cutting from it.



alekth said:
Good jokes XD

There is also (since it's European, it refers to the Jews)
Jews are such optimists, not knowing how big it will grow and already cutting from it.

Or "Jews get circumsized because their women don't like anything that isn't 20% off"

 

Yeah, terrible I know.



Anyone else think it's ironic that this topic was created by a guy with the username "blazinhead"?



no better way to praise god than to cut off the tips of our god-given penises

ot- nah. i come 100% complete