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A much-feted six-year gay relationship between two male penguins at a zoo is over - after one dumped the other for a widowed female called Linda. Skip related content

Harry has left Pepper for another "more attractive" bird at San Francisco Zoo - sparking outrage across the blogosphere.

The story has been picked up by many of the leading American newspapers including the Los Angeles Times.

Bloggers have been quick to accuse Linda of being a "home wrecker" who "lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt."

The LA Times reported that Harry and Pepper had lived happily side-by-side, protecting eggs abandoned by other penguins, for many years.

But the relationship came to a "shocking end" when Harry moved into a neighboring nest with recently-widowed Linda.

Pepper has been spotted by visitors walking mournfully back and forth around the pen.

Harrison Edell, a curator of birds at the zoo, noted that Linda's recently-deceased partner was a leader of sorts among the small zoo penguin community, commanding not one but two nests.

"For penguins, real estate means a lot," Edell told the LA Times.

"So as far as penguins go, she was a pretty attractive prospect."

With Pepper rejoining the ranks of the single, Christian website OneNewsNow.com took the split as a sign that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships."

Others were more sympathetic to the bereft Pepper.

John, writing on "The ******* Loon" blog, said he was "heartbroken" about the split and that he hopes Pepper "finds another male penguin that is ten times hotter than Harry!"

 

 

 

 

Quite a funny story that has been taken too far when Christian website OneNewsNow.com took the split as a sign that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships."



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Well of course nature prefers heterosexual relationships as it's the only way for a species to pass on its genes.



Linda is like Angelina Jolie, she should be ashamed of herself.

Poor Pepper ;-;



 

FootballFan said:

Bloggers have been quick to accuse Linda of being a "home wrecker" who "lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt."

This is the most hilariously stupid thing I've heard in a while.

Sometimes personification goes waaaaaaaay too far.



Harry is such a social climber :/



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John, writing on "The ******* Loon" blog, said he was "heartbroken" about the split and that he hopes Pepper "finds another male penguin that is ten times hotter than Harry!"

i find it hard to see how one penguin might be "hotter" than another, but then they probably look at us and wonder the same thing about humans.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.

Im sorry Seece!



Tease.

What will happen to the eggs though!?



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Hm. Not sure what to think of this.

Outside of the making fun of people taking it to seriously.

A gay penguin going straight is a bit odd though.



Kasz216 said:
Hm. Not sure what to think of this.

Outside of the making fun of people taking it to seriously.

A gay penguin going straight is a bit odd though.

Who says penguins can't be bisexual?



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you