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Galaki on 14 July 2009

It's pink, too.

source

Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy

Times Staff Writer
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 12:33 PM

TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.

Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, of 11875 3rd St. E, Apt. 4, was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.

Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales, with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.

Gonzalez called 911.

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KingEidilleg on 14 July 2009

Hahaha, I can just see his parent reading the newspaper. Battered by his girl with a dildo; the in-laws will love it.

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Words Of Wisdom on 14 July 2009

Not stabbing, not hitting, not bludgeoning... but poking.

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Tyrannical on 14 July 2009

No means No :)

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ironman on 15 July 2009

How is this thread not locked yet? I posted a thread titled "Screw Halo3 Online Matchmaking With the Force of a Thousand Motorized Dildos" and it got locked right away...screw you mods! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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king_of_the_castle on 15 July 2009

ironman said:
How is this thread not locked yet? I posted a thread titled "Screw Halo3 Online Matchmaking With the Force of a Thousand Motorized Dildos" and it got locked right away...screw you mods! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should have been called "Poke Halo3 Online Matchmaking With the Force of a Motorized Dildo"

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